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reasons why glasses suck

mulfordthedean:

hyacin-th:

and other things

  • go into a bathroom after someone took a shower and you’re blinded
  • eat ramen and you’re blinded
  • anything slightly steamy within 5 feet of you and you’re blinded
  • people constantly ask to wear your glasses
  • take off your glasses and everyone thinks you’re blind and decides to start the game of “ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN SEE THIS”

Correction: Take off my glasses and I AM blind. Like, I think I’m actually pretty close to being legally blind.

Correction to the correction: Take my glasses off and I’m one devilishly handsome bald man

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    Can’t wear 3D glasses without wearing two glasses too.
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    When pissed people just take them off you In bed watching a film, can’t lay down or they bug out and bend all funny...
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    I do like my glasses, but this is so true. :|
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    the last point i can’t see anything farther than 10 inches from my face clearly SIGH the “ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN SEE THIS”...
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